Aaron Guillaume
I first met Mike Ortega in 7th grade. He would pass me in the halls and make a beeping noise”beep,beep..beep,beep”, the ongoing joke was he was gonna blow up my house and that was the sound of the bomb.lol.Mike had that type of humor.we later got closer in high school,at the begining of sophmore year. Since then Mike has been one of my best friends and one of the elite members of BULDGETRON! Buldgetron is made up of five friends.Matt Mashall aka Marshall Stacks aka the Nosed bandit, Mike la due aka brah, aaron guillaume aka double a aka spanky, Mike Ortega aka Mr.X, and a fifth member who was gerbender and josh and then stuck with corina. We did it all together. Some crazy things that only we as Buldgetron will ever know! Mike was the best part of buldgetron as he was the funniest,kindest,best listning friend, non judgemental, hillarious, witty,smart,hardworking man i have ever known. I would joke with him saying when i grew up i wanna be just like him. I still try but i could never live up to his standards of kindness and love and just overall greatness. Here is too pigs feet, purple pyramids, cyberfest, consumptionjunction, spitting bags from my mouth to make you laugh, sleeping on your trudle bed laughing ourselves to sleep, a speaker in his bathroom conected to his sound system in his bedroom, blowing up fools in your chevy s-10 with purple and green neons and 3 jbl 1500watts subwoofer soundsystem, racing the sun to get back to your house to cook french bread pizzas and burgers and chicken on the grill, you and chris brawn blowing chili pepper in my eyes instead of my nose and screaming my head off at 2 in the morning at your moms house and martha and herman woke up to me screaming and you splashing water in my eyes, orleans orbit throwup fest, countless raves,late nite seshes, the imfamous mike ortega bowl in the garage at the mahar house party, and too much too count man. We had so many good times Mike. I love you so much and cant wait till i can drink cold soda with ya and feel the burn, and so we can laugh and reminiss about all the crazy things we did becauae you and buldgtron know how much fun we had. I love you mike ortega. I miss you so much and no.. there arent any snakes in here.ssssssssssss laugh..ssstoorrreeee!!! Mike would be rolling in laughter right now and he is the only one who gets this joke. Man i miss you more than any words.Mike love you brah!!! Now and forever.